Economist on "Application for a JERB as an EJMR moderator"

To whom it may concern (most likely Kerk):
I wish to apply for a JERB as a moderator. This will be my first JERB since I have never had a real JERB except for full time trolling. I believe that the vast experience I will bring as a professional troll will help me catch the bad guys. I look forward to hearing from you JERB or NO JERB.