Dear Bros,
Less than a decade ago I was not supposed to get a job in academia. I was to be banished to the least of prestigious industry job with a horrible boss and mundane excel spreadsheets and descriptive 2D charts. But Bros I landed a job in academia. I published well. I now make 250K salary + consulting + book royalties. I sex up regularly four hot staff in university admin. Two are the make of supermodel. Bros life is so great! Splendid city and great booze and hot women. Bros don't give up. I think I will propose to one babe from admin. She melts my heart. She is 6-1 blond and slim. So hot...and great in bed!
