Handsome white boy come to my village sayin he grad student and give me voucha fo sleepin net. I aint need no net but think this white boy got the jungle fever so I go to market with him get the net. He say, "It is very important that your children sleep in this net each night." Please. Aint no white chilluns sleepin in no nets, I know that fo fact.
Late that night, scary white woman with short hair come into my hut and say with German accent "Zee children sleep in zee net, or I take zee children." For I can say nothin, she gone.
Next day I see my cousin from another village. She say white boy make her pay five dollar for same net I get free. Late that night, British woman come to her hut and say in Queens English, "It just would not be proper to require children to sleep in a net."
At market I sees the woman! I say, "There go that German woman."
My cousin say, "You crazy, there go that British woman."
We get closer, and hear she hagglin, speakin the village tongue, just like me and my cousin!
We reckon this woman is witch and we best do what she says. Every night my chilluns sleep in the net, and cousin chilluns aint sleep in no net.
Today the white boy back in village. He say that woman no witch, she economist. He show me video of her givin talk, speeakin like a French lady! He say her study over and I sell the net to fisherman now if I wants.